One more day people! I don’t know why I am so excited, I am not turning 13 or 16 or even 21!
I keep seeing the Match.com ad on my Hulu stream and I was just about to text “FREE” to the number so that I can enjoy 7 days of free Match and find a boyfriend for my birthday… but I forget the number to text…
Oh Well… Back to the drawing board.
I am always confused when it comes to what makes people famous. Previously i believed that you must have some talent or skill that set you apart from the rest. You would use that talent or skill to boost your name and eventually people will start to seek you out (follow your work) thus creating an opportunity for others to advertise their stuff and pay for you to do so.
Acting, singing, writing, interviewing…. Basically having an edge
I don’t know how it works now.
People are getting paid big bucks for zero skills! Sex tape. . famous… Stripper… Famous… Out of control teen that needs boundaries and discipline… Famous…. Live in well known city (real housewives of [wherever])….. Famous!!! Marry someone with a sketchy past… Famous…. Have a baby way too early…. Famous…
It goes on and on…
What’s worse… Half the singers can’t sing, half the rappers are unintelligible, haven’t seen many young breakout actors, and there will never be another Oprah.
Now let me go surgically enhance my ass shake it for the gram so i can get engaged to RobK become real housewife of Boston and start a makeup line. Look for my autotuned record and swimsuit line in the future.
You want to know what really “grinds my gears”…H.J.Simpson… When people try to compliment you and slide an insult in there with it.
Here let me explain…
“You look amazing… for a mother of three”
“Wow stunning… for 32”
Really people! not that I allow other people alter my self worth, because it is SELF worth, but can we remove age, race, and parental status from any compliment we may be trying to give.
Let’s break it down a little bit.
If I didn’t have three children, would my physical appearance not meet your apparently stringent guidelines?
If I were 23 would my “look” be something to scoff at?
If I were just a little bit thicker or a tad bit shorter would model not pop in your mind. (you’re so tall and thin, you should be a model)
I just say thank you
Rant over! Thank goodness… Had to get that out. Love always you tall, thin, model, 32 yr old, mother of 3